Thursday, June 20, 2013

This week and dumb da, dumb dumb, dumb

 A gentleman I met in East Haven, CT (who shall remain nameless because I don't actually know his name ) actually believes (!) that actress Tina Fey is not spoofing Sarah Palin. Rather, (and I have to repeat he actually believes this) he maintains that Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are the same person pulling a hoax on the American people. Right, and the plot originates from President Obama's Kenyan socialist mosque. Even more surprising...I met him at a luxury car dealership...I guess brains and wealth are not always synonymous.

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, June 20, 2013

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