Monday, November 30, 2015

His Real Name?


Is it true that "Ted" Cruz was born in Victoria providence in the country of C A N A D A, and that there's a parity going around Facebook entitled "Born Near the USA", and....that his real first name is "Raphael"? Only way to know for sure is to check his birth certificate; Republicans tend to want those, right? Oh yeah, this is going around to Barack Hussein Obama who actually ran under his real name

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Bigots have no style

When I see bigoted anybody's - whites, blacks, Jews, Gentiles, Muslims et al, i'm struck with this thought; If you have no tolerance you have no style.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Protest Starbucks


The latest complaint from the right wing, wing nuts is against Starbucks which they claim is anti Christian. It seems that having a red and green cup (traditional Christmas colors?) isn't enough because there are no reindeer. I see their point, because we wouldn't want parents to forget the heartwarming story of when Jesus used the reindeer to chase the money lenders from the temple, or was it to write the bible...I forget which.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Latest Republican polls


The latest republican polls are out: The fun one, Trump , and the zoned (out?) one, Carson are tied now at 24%. The dangerous ones, Rubio and Cruz are next with 14% and 11% respectively, and JEB, will now obviously have to fix it because he's now at 4%. See Mr. Kasich what you get for having a brain.

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