Monday, November 30, 2015

His Real Name?


Is it true that "Ted" Cruz was born in Victoria providence in the country of C A N A D A, and that there's a parity going around Facebook entitled "Born Near the USA", and....that his real first name is "Raphael"? Only way to know for sure is to check his birth certificate; Republicans tend to want those, right? Oh yeah, this is going around to Barack Hussein Obama who actually ran under his real name

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