Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Super Tuesday!!!


 It's Super Tuesday, and the most super of them all for Republicans are in Ohio and Florida where under the new rules the winners take all. Many of these voters claim to be deeply religious and believe in messages from above, so maybe they should think about this message received right here on earth. In Ohio they are having tornadoes at the earliest part of the year and in Florida, which is always hot it's almost 90 degrees. And it's just mid March....

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, March 15, 2016

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