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3 comments:
How come the cities with the strictest gun control laws have the highest crime rates?
Could it be because the criminals enjoy the government mandated and created unarmed victim zones?
I lived in NYC when the "Subway Vigilante" incident happened. Four bullets, less than five dollars, cut crime in half.
(The fifth bullet was itself a crime.)
How many millions does NYC spend for crime reduction each year?
Get a clue folks:
http://www.innocentsbetrayed.com/
you know why there was no shooting in Newark by guns with permits, because people who have permits are responsible gun owners, and yet neo jersey as a whole makes it hard to get a gun, and hand gun forget about why not check the shooting stats in gun friendly states
Making Peace without Power is impossible. At no time in history has a weaponless policy worked for people. Try giving a puppy to the next mugger,rapist, or murder that victimizes you. Let me know how that works out for you.
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