This weekend dumb da dumb dumb

 At the state of the union address, where traditionally the Supreme Court justices -all nine of them-attend, there were three absences. They were (surprise surprise) justices Alito, Thomas and Scalia, whatever level of class these men are purported had... it's not a supreme level.

America's worst investments

A dance studio for the Chassidim.

Republican exit polls

 Gov. Bobby Junedale said Republicans had to stop being the "stupid party", Bill Maher said they had to stop being the "crazy party" but we have a different take here at real FOX News. With thanks to Dick Gregory we learned the following from the exit polls in the November presidential election; 60% said the income tax rate should either go up on all Americans or those with incomes above $250,000. 59 percent said abortion should be legal in all or most cases and 65% said that illegal immigrants should have a legal status. Maybe being the "stupid party" or the "crazy party" has simply resulted in they're being the "wrong party". This is sad, because America needs two correct parties at least on basic issues and fairness, which the conservative movement (i.e. the Republican Party) have historically been on the wrong side and  sadly almost every single time. Aside from not being the party of the present they're barely the party of the recent past.

This week in political dumb dumb da dumb dumb

At a political speech this weekend in Wyoming, Dick Cheney eviscerated President Obama's choices for Secretary of State and Secretary of Defense. What's fascinating to us is that Mr. Cheney has as many draft deferments avoiding service in Vietnam, five (5) as nominees John Kerry and Chuck Hagel have purple hearts. Does this  make them automatically qualified? No, but it certainly brings to mind one of the most truly trusted homilies: consider the source. And based on Mr. Cheney's record for policy and non service to this country there's really none there.

America's worst investments

The Starbucks franchise at Brigham Young University

American sniper, American culture, American irony

Chris Kyle had a best-selling book called "American sniper", and a sniper he was. He served four tours in Iraq and is one of the most decorated snipers in our military. But the American culture and the American irony caught up with the American sniper in Texas this past week, and at a gun range of all places. The survivor of the high-risk combat succumbed to the fatal American gun cultures, as he was shot dead by an individual who happened to be a former Marine, and someone it was believed that Mr. Kyle was counseling on his struggles with PTSD. Again our culture makes sure everyone has access to a gun, but you dont have access to mental health counseling which claimed another victim in some ways the least likely and in some ways the most ironic. What we don't get to say is who could see it coming....

The smartest people in America

This week's honoree is Carly Fiorina. From the time to she took over as CEO of Hewlett-Packard until the time she left, the stock dropped  almost 50% in value and SHE received a $40 million severance package. She truly is one of the smartest people in America. Stay tuned for more such self servers in America.

Contradiction in terms

After listening to the right wing "facts" on gun violence, we announce a new contradiction in terms; "fact-based conservative"

A REDEFINITION OF CHUTZPAH

The Congressional Hispanic caucus was invited to the White House and the Republicans complained because none of them were invited. This is a redefinition of chutzpah, since the Republicans elected no Hispanics to any congressional offices.

This week in right-wing dumb da dumb

We actually mean; mean mean mean mean. Worried that not enough young people will appreciate the joys of assault weapons, the weapons industry is supporting a new publication called "Junior  Shooters". As was published today in the NYT one article goes as follows: "Who knows?" it said. "Maybe you'll find a Bushmaster AR 15 under your tree some frosty Christmas morning!" ' It would be a frosty day indeed.

The latest in right wing dumb da dumb dumb

In North Carolina, Indiana and Ohio gun advocates assembled for what they called a "peaceful protest" against the paranoia over guns and their safety. Sounds reassuring enough, but five people were accidentally shot at these events. Several by a shotgun, one who shot himself, and one by a semi automatic weapon, with the condition of the person at this time unknown. Reassured yet?

This week in right wing dumb da dumb dumb

Nuts about acorn: the Republican party (at least the tea party branch) is circulating a rumor that Obama stole this past election due to the manuevering of Acorn, which shows that they are nuts about Acorn. Reason; the organization has been disbanded for over three years now...can we do the same with some of them?

This weekend; right wing dumb dumb dumb lobbyist

The lobbyist for gun  rights in Hartford, CT a man named Robert Crook (yes that's his real name ) has defended the rights for people to practice Target shooting with assault rifles. He says it's a game, much like bowling, can we use the pinhead analogy at this point?

This week in right-wing; dumb da dumb da dumb dumb

One James Tracy a"professor" in the field of media history employed by Florida Atlantic University has outdone all the previous right-wing conspiracy nuts for 2013. The year has just begun, but he is already a winner. Here's his theory: The Newtown shootings were part of a conspiracy so the government could confiscate weapons. What should be confiscated is his license to teach in an American University, and probably his right to drive because he's way off the road. For all those who say they all do it, find me anyone, anywhere near as wacky on the left side...I'd love to hear about it, and real FOX News would sure be glad to print it. In the meantime the correct description of Mr. Tracy would be obviously unprintable.

The Louse of Representatives

Once again Eric Cantor is singing off key and you have to really wonder who this member of the House of Representatives actually  represents. 64% of Americans (or more) agrees there should be a tax rise on those Americans that are most fortunate financially, and the fact is that 67% of those very Americans agree that they should be paying higher taxes. And with a 89 to 8 majority, the US Senate approved such a measure. But those louses of representatives just won't put it to a vote even though they know it would get approximately 40 to 50% of the Republican vote and almost all the Democrats, and would most certainly pass. Some years back there was a song called "Coward of the County" but these Republicans are cowards of the country. And to repeat, just whom do they represent?