Wine and familiar circumstance have this in common; they loosen the inhibitions
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Friday, August 28, 2015
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
We're asking Jeb!
While we will always miss Brian Williams, give Lester Holt kudos for asking Jeb Bush one of the key questions that seems to never get asked. That is, if W had not invaded Iraq, and knocked out the main nemesis of Iran, would there be an ISIS? A lot of real knowledgeable people on the subject say no, but we are not asking real knowledgeable people, we're asking JEB!
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
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We had one of the warmest December and beginning of January's on record, and then a very cold second half of January and a good chunk of February. Which made the yahoos say global warming is a hoax, the science was not settled, and after all almost 1/2 of 1% of the sciences disagree. Well, that many. So here are some of the temperatures today in our non-globally warmed country: Dallas 105°, Houston 104°, Mobile 100, Birmingham 102°. And it gets "better" (as in hotter), New Orleans 106 degrees, Jackson 108°, and our "winner" Alexandria, Louisiana 109°. Fine, there's no global warming, but i'll bet if it happens it will get really hot.
Thursday, July 30, 2015
Politics are complex
Every now and then, like just about always, world events and politics gets complex. Let's start with "Saint" Ronald Reagan, maybe the only person or entity this current group of Republicans "loves" more than Israel. You know, that's the same Ronald Reagan who was the only president in our history (and we hope the only present ever) to actually honor the German SS by visiting their main cemetery in Bitburg. Quick historical recap, they were not soldiers in any honorable sense; their total goal was to degrade murder and torture Jews. And of course it was under the administration of Mr. Ronald Reagan that Jonathan Pollard was sentenced to life imprisonment without parole.
And of course there's Barack Obama, who according to Mike Huckabee would "march all of Israel to the ovens". Interesting, since the Iron Dome which obviously saved thousands of Israeli lives received over $1 billion above and beyond the normal aid to Israel, from Mr. Obama as to the opposed to the amount George W. Bush gave Israel, which was ZERO. AND, Mr. Obama is now ramrodding the pardon and release of John Pollard. Only the simple think things are simple.
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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A number of Republican presidential candidates including Rick Perry are "admitting" that the Republicans in their own states have been very unfair to black citizens. Now can just one of them, please Lord one of them, say to remedy that at least in part, we're going to take away voter suppression laws. And actually increase or at least reinstate some of the early voting days so essential to the working poor.
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
How The Donald Helps
Donald Trump may - in his own roundabout way - be helping the American electoral process. Because even in hotly contested presidential years, 40% of the people don't vote. In fact two months before the last midterms, polls showed that less than 50% of the people even knew there was a midterm. But, with The Donald, more and more people are aware that we really do have a presidential election coming in 2016, and that may just result in a few more people being interested enough to actually vote for whomever.
One of the (many) reasons the Super Bowl is our most highly followed event are the many unique stories leading up to it. Wouldn't it be wild, wacky and wonderful for democracy, if the presidential Election Day received the same level of interest, ratings and participation as our National Football Championship Day.
Donald Trump may - in his own roundabout way - be helping the American electoral process. Because even in hotly contested presidential years, 40% of the people don't vote. In fact two months before the last midterms, polls showed that less than 50% of the people even knew there was a midterm. But, with The Donald, more and more people are aware that we really do have a presidential election coming in 2016, and that may just result in a few more people being interested enough to actually vote for whomever.
One of the (many) reasons the Super Bowl is our most highly followed event are the many unique stories leading up to it. Wouldn't it be wild, wacky and wonderful for democracy, if the presidential Election Day received the same level of interest, ratings and participation as our National Football Championship Day.
Monday, July 13, 2015
The Yankees "you knows"
The Yankees had a fine 8-6 win over the Red Sox going into the All-Star break, and there were two interesting interviews. One with the rookie call up for the weekend Rob Refsnyder and the other was all star reliever Dellin Betances. The interviews were approximately two minutes each and between them they reach the total, you know, of 30 "you knows". Great young players and fairly smart too, but, you know, they could use a well, you know interview coach . Well now you know.
The Yankees had a fine 8-6 win over the Red Sox going into the All-Star break, and there were two interesting interviews. One with the rookie call up for the weekend Rob Refsnyder and the other was all star reliever Dellin Betances. The interviews were approximately two minutes each and between them they reach the total, you know, of 30 "you knows". Great young players and fairly smart too, but, you know, they could use a well, you know interview coach . Well now you know.
Thursday, July 9, 2015
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
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Mike Huckabee announced on "This Week" that if he were president we shouldn't be surprised if he has a nativity scene on the White House front lawn. I thought these right wing guys love the Constitution and the separation of church and state, I guess unless its their church. But again attention RWJs, I'm sure he loves Israel, at least until that time coming......
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Thick armor, thick society
Thick armor, thick society: The man who instituted the armored car attack on the Dallas police headquarters was fortunately the only casualty. But as thick as the armor on that vehicle complete with gun slots was, I think we're a little thicker as a society when it comes to guns. Because consider, he bought this assault vehicle on eBay from a South Carolina police department with no ID, no background check, and heaven knows where he got those assault weapons. So thank heaven there were no innocent victims among the police and the bystanders.....this time.
Thick armor, thick society: The man who instituted the armored car attack on the Dallas police headquarters was fortunately the only casualty. But as thick as the armor on that vehicle complete with gun slots was, I think we're a little thicker as a society when it comes to guns. Because consider, he bought this assault vehicle on eBay from a South Carolina police department with no ID, no background check, and heaven knows where he got those assault weapons. So thank heaven there were no innocent victims among the police and the bystanders.....this time.
Monday, June 15, 2015
Lets blame Clinton
I think it's time for real FOXNews to shift our focus from blame Obama to blame Hillary. We figured out he got elected twice by total of 13,000,000 for the two elections which is a touch more than George W. Bush's composite of 3,000,000 (well just the number "1"). So let's focus on Mrs. Clinton. First, we've all heard the break out those two murderers in northern New York; don't you think it's more than a coincidence that it's the "Clinton" prison where security was so lax.....
I think it's time for real FOXNews to shift our focus from blame Obama to blame Hillary. We figured out he got elected twice by total of 13,000,000 for the two elections which is a touch more than George W. Bush's composite of 3,000,000 (well just the number "1"). So let's focus on Mrs. Clinton. First, we've all heard the break out those two murderers in northern New York; don't you think it's more than a coincidence that it's the "Clinton" prison where security was so lax.....
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
Bikini Observation
Regarding the Texas takedown of a 15-year-old girl in a bikini by a police officer. There are differing stories of how rowdy the kids were and I can't honestly say for sure where
all fault lies, but I have strong opinions on bikinis, most of them favorable. And I feel qualified to make this observation; the skimpier the bikini, the less likelihood of concealed weapons, at least of the lethal sort.
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