Gun sense, its not common and its not automatic


In White Hills, Arizona at a gun range called ironically the"Last Stop outdoor shooting range" it seems this family vacationing from New Jersey thought it would be really cool to have their nine-year-old girl - that's right NINE - to get practice shooting an Uzi. Sigh, what could go wrong did go wrong, and the gun she was shooting proved too much for her, and she actually shot and killed her instructor. But again she was nine and the policy in Arizona is allow them to shoot Uzis once they reach eight. You seven year olds will just have to wait until you mature or whatever Arizona decides, with the blessing of course of the NRA, you know No Reason Allowed.

Rocky has some mean friends


This past weekend an 88 year-old woman intentionally let a raccoon into her house. Without making any comments on her state of mind, the facts are these. She mistook the raccoon for her own cat and attempted apparently to pet it  and pick it up. What happened next was a little scary, as the raccoon bit her on the face, neck and several places around her arm. When the police were called, the raccoon charged the two officers and had to be put down. Like we said, not all raccoons are as nice as Rocky.

Fauxlosophy

We are all bipolar, its just a matter of degree

A GOOD WAY TO TREAT BAD GUYS


This week marked the passing of James Brady, the Press Secretary for Ronald Reagan, shot in 1981 by James Hinckley with an illegally acquired gun. Mr. Brady suffered permanent brain damage and partial paralysis but gamely campaigned against wanton use of such weapons, and the result was that the "Brady gun law". But guess what, the argument that a good man with a gun stops a bad man with a gun, doesn't really hold up here, does it? Because there was one bad guy with a gun surrounded by an army of Secret Service agents, obviously good guys with guns and that didn't stop him. And President Reagan very nearly died. So maybe the best way to stop "the bad guy with a gun" is to have the bad guy prevented from getting a gun. The families at Columbine and many other places would no doubt agree. Rest in peace James Brady.

The most interesting man in the world

1.  WHEN HE'S  PULLED OVER FOR EXCEEDING THE
        LEGAL LIMIT, THEY RAISE THE LEGAL LIMIT

2.   WHEN HE STARES INTO A WOMEN’S EYES SHE SAYS
       “EXCUSE ME MY BREASTS ARE DOWN HERE”
3.   THE ONLY MAN EVER TO MAKE A PROFIT AND HE
        MADE RECORD PROFITS RUNNING A STARBUCKS
        FRANCHISE AT BYU
4.  THE AUCTIONS OFF SIGNED MERCHANDISE BY JESUS
       MOSES AND MOHAMMED NO ONE  QUESTIONS  THE
       AUTHENTICITY
5.   HIS BODY PROCESSES BIG MACS AS HEALTH FOOD
6.  THEY LET HIM DRINK IT AA MEETINGS
7.  THE TSA IS SCREENED BY HIM
8.  THE HIGHEST PRICED HOOKERS IN VEGAS TAKE HIS
      IOU
9.   HE DOESN'T OFTEN DRINK BEER....OBVIOUSLY
      BECAUSE TO BELIEVE  THIS STUFF ABOUT HIMSELF
      HE'S GOT TO BE TOTALLY GOONED OUT OF HIS MIND
      ON HARD LIQUOR

I Blame Obama

For voter suppression at unprecedented levels. If it hadn't been for his running for president there wouldn't have been more younger folks voting than before, as well as older rural people many of whom happen to be black also interested in voting. Not to mention that he got 77% of Latino vote as they participated in the electoral process at a higher rate than before. So again I blame Obama because if he didn't get these people interested in voting they wouldn't have to be suppressed.

I blame Obama


These past few weeks Tel Aviv has been rocketed regularly, to say the least, by Palestinian militants. However, these missiles have been stopped by the "iron Dome" defense system built at an approximate cost of $300 million in special funds allocated by Pres. Obama. Thus the Palestinians can rocket at will without having to fear "sympathetic reports" of  Israeli deaths. Thus the news tends to be even more one-sided and unsympathetic to Israel, to repeat for lack of deaths, and for that I blame Obama

I Blame Obama


Why haven't  these 50,000+ unaccompanied children who are illegal immigrants been deported? He should be impeached for failing to do so. Of course it's federal law that he can't deport them, so if he does, he should be impeached for that. This law, HR7311, was signed 2008 by George W. Bush, because he knew a Obama was going to be elected and would leave the borders defenseless...so I blame Obama for George W. Bush this one time actually being a compassionate conservative. 

Obamacare update

The right wing was never afraid that Obamacare wouldn't work, they were afraid it WOULD. Current surveys show 74% of Republicans are happy with Obamacare as it affects them

They may never be right but they are always sure


Talk show after talk show has Cheney, Wolfowitz, and Chambliss (a classic chicken hawk ) and that whole bunch back with comments on the current Iraqi crisis. Kind of like having a number of doctors who had an extraordinarily large number of their patients die in elective surgical operations that they in fact insisted on, be the ones whom you consulted as to whether to have an operation of your own.

Cantor Candor


Before Tuesday night's primary there were 32 Jewish officials in the House and Senate. Now with the defeat of Eric Cantor there is 31 and as we previously pointed out, Republicans used to be "nine short of a minyan" they are now 10 short of one. But as the erudite Barney Frank said they "do love Israel" and we have to say Eric Cantor just one more example of the Jew who thought he joined the club.

TRACY, PLEASE RECOVER

Tracy Morgan is a truly talented human being especially when it comes to humor.  He is also quite a kind individual with a great sense of philanthropy, but what he is going through is not one bit funny. Our wishes and prayers go out for a speedy and most importantly full recovery, because I for one would love to see him make me laugh again.

A hit by Mitt


Real FOX News: keep your Mitts on this idea. Guess who's come out for an increase in the minimum wage former Republican standardbearer for the office of president of the United States, Mitt Romney. We here at real fox congratulate him and as we've always said there's no more rational Republican than one who isn't seeking office

Happy Birthday Stephen Colbert

We wish a happy 50 to the great one Stephen Colbert, who has in the past quoted us (even if he didn't acknowledge it) and we love him still. 

Non promises he will keep

On "This Week" Senator Marco Rubio said what he would as President to solve climate change. He said he would do absolutely nothing to address the human part of the problem. And thats just perfect, because many people feel the tea party are the descendants of the "know nothing" party, and Mr. Rubio has now claimed the leadership of the "do nothing" party. And to "do nothing" is a promise he can surely keep.