When Donald Trump said that America kills journalists just like the Russians do, Mitt Romney tweeted: "important distinction; thug Putin kills journalist and opponents; our presidents kill terrorists an enemy combatants". Way to go Mitt, it is amazing how rational some people get when they get out of combative politics!!
Monday, December 21, 2015
Putting Up His Mitts
When Donald Trump said that America kills journalists just like the Russians do, Mitt Romney tweeted: "important distinction; thug Putin kills journalist and opponents; our presidents kill terrorists an enemy combatants". Way to go Mitt, it is amazing how rational some people get when they get out of combative politics!!
When Donald Trump said that America kills journalists just like the Russians do, Mitt Romney tweeted: "important distinction; thug Putin kills journalist and opponents; our presidents kill terrorists an enemy combatants". Way to go Mitt, it is amazing how rational some people get when they get out of combative politics!!
Thursday, December 17, 2015
Yellen is Yellin'
Yesterday Janet Yellen and the rest of the federal reserve agreed on a .25% increase in interest rates, the first in over a decade. This had been anticipated, and shows the economy is definitely recovering, and the stock market reacted really positively. This is called the good news, and only nine people don't know this. Well 13 if you count the many predate candidates.
Yesterday Janet Yellen and the rest of the federal reserve agreed on a .25% increase in interest rates, the first in over a decade. This had been anticipated, and shows the economy is definitely recovering, and the stock market reacted really positively. This is called the good news, and only nine people don't know this. Well 13 if you count the many predate candidates.
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Monday, December 14, 2015
Cruzing
The two most common comments going around (political insiders and outsiders alike) concerning Ted Cruz are as follows: first, a former former college roommate said he would just as soon take someone out of the phone book as opposed to having Cruz as the next president. Then, when a political associate who worked with him was asked why just about everyone he's worked with in Washington seems to dislike Ted Cruz instantly: he said it saves time.
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
What Bothers You?
To those who are bothered by prejudice of any sort, the most disquieting/frightening thing about Donald Trump is not just his universal condemnation and plan to put a ban on Muslim immigrants regardless of their situation. No, it's that the major political party that controls the House of Representatives and the United States Senate, does not disapprove. Rather it endorses it to the degree that he is clearly FIRST in the current Republican polls. Says more about them than about him.
To those who are bothered by prejudice of any sort, the most disquieting/frightening thing about Donald Trump is not just his universal condemnation and plan to put a ban on Muslim immigrants regardless of their situation. No, it's that the major political party that controls the House of Representatives and the United States Senate, does not disapprove. Rather it endorses it to the degree that he is clearly FIRST in the current Republican polls. Says more about them than about him.
Monday, December 7, 2015
Friday, December 4, 2015
Geography was always my worst subject, but...
Geography was never my best subject in Trivial Pursuit, in fact it was my worst. So I'm trying to work on a couple of things, one it turns out that the rifles used in the San Bernardino murders that the political right said were legally purchased are actually illegal in the state of California and I'm pretty sure San Bernardino is in California. Continuing on that geographic mode I keep thinking that Ted Cruz was born in Victoria which is part of Canada but again geography was my worst subject.
Geography was never my best subject in Trivial Pursuit, in fact it was my worst. So I'm trying to work on a couple of things, one it turns out that the rifles used in the San Bernardino murders that the political right said were legally purchased are actually illegal in the state of California and I'm pretty sure San Bernardino is in California. Continuing on that geographic mode I keep thinking that Ted Cruz was born in Victoria which is part of Canada but again geography was my worst subject.
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
A Heated Skirmish
Of the Republican candidates, Rand Paul, Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio voted against reauthorizing the violence against women act. But why didn't the other candidates do so? My guess is because they are not Senators, but they would have voted against it if they could of. If there's not a war against women, there's at least a heated skirmish.
Of the Republican candidates, Rand Paul, Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio voted against reauthorizing the violence against women act. But why didn't the other candidates do so? My guess is because they are not Senators, but they would have voted against it if they could of. If there's not a war against women, there's at least a heated skirmish.
Monday, November 30, 2015
His Real Name?
Is it true that "Ted" Cruz was born in Victoria providence in the country of C A N A D A, and that there's a parity going around Facebook entitled "Born Near the USA", and....that his real first name is "Raphael"? Only way to know for sure is to check his birth certificate; Republicans tend to want those, right? Oh yeah, this is going around to Barack Hussein Obama who actually ran under his real name
Is it true that "Ted" Cruz was born in Victoria providence in the country of C A N A D A, and that there's a parity going around Facebook entitled "Born Near the USA", and....that his real first name is "Raphael"? Only way to know for sure is to check his birth certificate; Republicans tend to want those, right? Oh yeah, this is going around to Barack Hussein Obama who actually ran under his real name
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Protest Starbucks
The latest complaint from the right wing, wing nuts is against Starbucks which they claim is anti Christian. It seems that having a red and green cup (traditional Christmas colors?) isn't enough because there are no reindeer. I see their point, because we wouldn't want parents to forget the heartwarming story of when Jesus used the reindeer to chase the money lenders from the temple, or was it to write the bible...I forget which.
The latest complaint from the right wing, wing nuts is against Starbucks which they claim is anti Christian. It seems that having a red and green cup (traditional Christmas colors?) isn't enough because there are no reindeer. I see their point, because we wouldn't want parents to forget the heartwarming story of when Jesus used the reindeer to chase the money lenders from the temple, or was it to write the bible...I forget which.
Thursday, November 5, 2015
Latest Republican polls
The latest republican polls are out: The fun one, Trump , and the zoned (out?) one, Carson are tied now at 24%. The dangerous ones, Rubio and Cruz are next with 14% and 11% respectively, and JEB, will now obviously have to fix it because he's now at 4%. See Mr. Kasich what you get for having a brain.
The latest republican polls are out: The fun one, Trump , and the zoned (out?) one, Carson are tied now at 24%. The dangerous ones, Rubio and Cruz are next with 14% and 11% respectively, and JEB, will now obviously have to fix it because he's now at 4%. See Mr. Kasich what you get for having a brain.
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
Seriously, Ben Carson?
Dr. Ben Carson's recent comments are far less shocking then the reaction of his Republican constituency in Iowa. 73% agree with him that he would automatically disqualify someone for president based on religion, in this case Muslim. 77% agree with him when he said that Hitler would not have been successful if the Jews in Germany were armed. We should note that the armies of France, Poland, Czechoslovakia and so forth were armed with guns, tanks and planes. And finally he said Obamacare is the worst thing since slavery, 81% agree. Wonder what they think the second worst thing is, Social Security? On balance, it appears that the one great misfortune of Mr. Carson's career as a brain surgeon is that he couldn't do a selfie.
Dr. Ben Carson's recent comments are far less shocking then the reaction of his Republican constituency in Iowa. 73% agree with him that he would automatically disqualify someone for president based on religion, in this case Muslim. 77% agree with him when he said that Hitler would not have been successful if the Jews in Germany were armed. We should note that the armies of France, Poland, Czechoslovakia and so forth were armed with guns, tanks and planes. And finally he said Obamacare is the worst thing since slavery, 81% agree. Wonder what they think the second worst thing is, Social Security? On balance, it appears that the one great misfortune of Mr. Carson's career as a brain surgeon is that he couldn't do a selfie.
Friday, October 23, 2015
Happy Birthday Johnny Carson
Today would have marked the 90th birthday of the best late night host ever, Johnny Carson. When asked what he wanted on his tombstone, he said on 60 minutes "Ill be right back". And in fact, kinda sorta he is. Because as I watch Stephen Colbert on "The Late Night Show", I see so much of Johnny's physical energy, amiability, and comedic spirit. I still miss Johnny Carson, but thank to Stephen Colbert not as much.
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