Wednesday, April 11, 2007

FROM THE BAR-SET-SO-LOW RANCH

One phrase, among many, frequently
used to criticize our president’s surge strategy in Iraq is to say he’s doubling down
(or is that dubbing down) his bets.  Sad to say this description has
proven to be eerily prescient as during March American casualties were double
that of the Iraqi’s who are supposedly “leading” the operations on the
crackdown in Baghdad. 
Doubling down, cracking down, cracking up or on crack, just what is still
driving our Grand-Stander-in Chief?  Oh, and if Baghdad
is quieter, the number of Iraqi civilians killed in all of Iraq was up
by 15% in March as opposed to February.  The wag that doctors bury their
mistakes may be replaced by noting that these Republicans bury their successes.

Posted by Unknown at Wednesday, April 11, 2007

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