Thursday, April 12, 2007

HUGH HEFNER – MULTI-TASKER MASTER

           This week marks the 81st birthday of Hugh Hefner,
the founder of Playboy Enterprises.  Now,
Mr. Hefner has not exactly been a role model for age appropriate acting but we
at Faux News Network see it a differently, in a more layered way so to speak.

            Consider,
if we add the age of his three live-in companions, who share his life and bed, together they approximately share his
age.  And sharing can be good, especially
for the multi-tasking Hugh Hefner.

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, April 12, 2007

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