Sunday, December 7, 2008

IN MEMORY OF RIVKA AND GAVRIEL HOLTZBERG

In India, the world's largest democracy (yes that's right), it became very unsafe for the first time in a long time. For the first time in virtually any time it became unsafe to be Jewish in India. The Chabad center in Bombay it seems was one of the specific targets of the terrorists and a number at the Jewish center there were wantonly murdered including Rivka and Gavriel (known to his friends as "Gabby") Holtzberg. They left behind a two-year old son who will never know his wonderful special parents. He is not and will never be alone however because his community, or should we say communities of Jews, the Chabad group to name one, will be there for him. We at the Faux grieve for the Holtzberg family and we encourage you to donate to help support them at www.chabadindia.org

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