Friday, February 13, 2009

ANOTHER PLAGIARIZING IN ADVANCE…

THIS TIME OF GEORGE WILL


George Will’s criticism of Barack Obama’s honest assessment of our economic woes, was that Mr. Obama’s only fear is that we have an insufficiency fear. In other words the fear is that we have nothing to fear except for not having the use of fear itself. This has always been on our list of principles (see below) as a faux quote by our patron saint Karl “Roosevelt” Rove. Mr. Will has now used this as a description of a certain type of politics, and we plagiarized him in advance at the beginning of this blog.

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