Friday, April 3, 2009




FRIDAY FAUXLOSOPHIES


People have argued weather John McCain was correct in saying that the fundamentals of the economy are sound. What we should all admit is that the fundamentals of the American people are sound.
The suffering and problems of this world are and always have been vast, and no one can expect someone to devote every waking hour to changing them. But we are making headway by at least knowing about them. Because whats better for the collective good than the collective “know”.

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Posted by Unknown at Friday, April 03, 2009

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