Sunday, April 12, 2009

HOW TO MAKE THE OFFER OF CASTRO CONVERTIBLE


Fidel Castro has asked what he can do to help President Obama. Its interesting that he should wait half a century before offering any sort of cooperation, and we have witnessed several Presidents beginning with Kennedy attempt to engage in a dialogue only to be pressured into ending it for whatever reason. All that notwithstanding, here’s our view for how Fidel can help; get his brother who is actually in charge to make the same offer!

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Posted by Unknown at Sunday, April 12, 2009

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