Sunday, April 4, 2010

IDAHO FEISTINESS, NO SMALL POTATOES

One of the states challenging the constitutionality of the health care law is Idaho and this is not an animal house moment, but the Governors name is C. L. “Butch” Otter. They have signed a law to sue the federal government for requiring people to get health insurance. Interestingly, Idaho has the fewest doctors per capita in the country, so maybe such an approach isn’t an “animal house” moment, but a “Mr. potato head” moment.

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