Thursday, September 2, 2010

OILS WELL THAT SPINS WELL


From April through July BP has spent 93 million dollars to enhance their image. That‘s three times what they spent the same period last year, but of course they weren’t polluting major portions of the United States last year. We hope the payments to innocent victims will vastly exceed the payments for the not so innocent oil company to improve its image. In any event, oil’s well that spins well.

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, September 02, 2010

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