Wednesday, September 1, 2010



RESISTING THE URGE

Clemens Taking A Oath
On Monday, August 30, 2010 Roger Clemens pleaded not guilty to having lied under oath at a Congressional hearing. According to reports, he then left the court and went golfing. So we are trying – really, really trying - to resist the urge to talk about how well the driven man drove, how well the man with the iron will played his irons. And as far as putting and putts? History will be the judge; we did try to resist the urge, really.

Posted by Unknown at Wednesday, September 01, 2010

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