Wednesday, November 17, 2010

No Ford in my future

In a town called Sanford, Florida, Nick Ginetta is the general manager of a car dealership called National Trucks, and has a, well different idea for promoting sales. Here’s his inspired way to “gun up” business; with every purchase of a new truck he will give out a voucher good for the purchase of an AK-47. News clips of his lot showed all these trucks to have the Ford logo, so I am presuming it’s a Ford dealership. If this is so I’ll tell you what; while I have been a Lincoln/Ford owner several times, but it’s safe to say there is no Ford in my future.

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