Wednesday, November 17, 2010

VICK IS NO VIC’

Michael Vick certainly had a huge night as quarter back for the Philadelphia Eagles, being responsible between passing and running for six touchdowns. People are saying it was an impressive performance, it is. People are saying he is a great talent, always has been. But when people are saying look at what he’s overcome, feeling sympathy for him because he went to prison, hold on hold on. The fact that Vick is no vic has to be repeated, because he went to jail for committing felonies which include animal abuse and cruelty. See, you can’t consider yourself the victim when you were the perp. That said, he is a hell of a talent from the neck down, as for the neck up we will have to keep on checking up.

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