Thursday, February 17, 2011

Fox naming

Fox naming

Attention all Fauxvians:

Due to a theft the name Faux News Network was no longer viable but we able to secure realfoxnews.com and with it our own fox to watch the hen house. But alas, this fox has not yet been named and/or titled. To that end we welcome your suggestions and should we use your input you will receive 1. our gratitude and 2. a pair of NY Yankees box seats for a game to be determined this season.

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, February 17, 2011

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