Monday, June 6, 2011

MASCOT MONIKER

We wish to thank again our contestants attempting to "Name the Fox" representing Real Fox News. Some of our favorites were "Righteous and Trixie and Swiper" but the winner is and should be "Scooter" and hence worth our bushy tailed guy shall be known as Scooter L. Fox. Congratulations to Penn. Bryce who came up with the winning name. He will receive his prize, 2 Yankees tickets.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: Great name! Congratulations!; June 7, 2011 at 8:55 AM

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