From the Diary of Mitt Romney Bain was the bane of my existence, and now as I’ve dealt with that suddenly they’re all up in arms over my tax returns. I’m going to give them one full year, not a partial year, a full year, which is within 11 of what my Dad gave. He was wrong…you don’t give people information – they won’t think the worst. I don’t know if I’m rich? They tell me I made over $40 mill in 2010. Is that technically rich? I paid almost 15% taxes and the great news is under the plans of Newt Gingrich in which there’d be zero capital gains, I’d pay no taxes. Should I vote for Newt?? I love this old Beatle’s stuff. See how cool I am. Mitt fades off in the background – drifts asleep Let me tell how it will be More for you, 15 for me It’s my tax scam, ya ya it’s my tax scam Should 15 appear to small Be thankful that I pay at all Cause it’s my tax scam ya-ya, it’s my tax scam !!!!! |
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
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