Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Where There’s A Will There’s A Sway

Thank you George Will for summarizing the “winning” record of Mitt Romney going back to his 1994
Senatorial primary. He has been in 25 races and he’s only lost 19 of them. That would be a pretty good
six-pack if it had been like six or seven or eight races. Yes that’s right Mitt, or as we like to call him in
RealFauxNews, Flitt Romney is 6 wins 19 losses in 25 contests. Electability? You bet. He’s like the guy
that you listen to his picks in sports ‘cause you know you make money by betting against him.!!!!!

Posted by Unknown at Wednesday, January 25, 2012

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