Thursday, February 14, 2013

The latest in dumb da dumb dumb dumb

Marco Rubio's rebuttal to Barack Obama outside of being factually challenged, is strategically challenged as well. Nowhere did he talk about our #1 ally in the Mideast and the only true democracy there, namely Israel. This surprised us, as Sen. Rubio is from the state of Florida and we hear rumors there's an old Jew or two that maybe retired there.

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, February 14, 2013

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