Friday, November 4, 2016

Melania's vision

How could we have missed the irony here, George W. Bush candidly admitted he virtually never read, and Laura Bush made her signature issue literacy. Barak Obama confessed he ate far far too many cheeseburgers and Michelle Obama made her name on (among many accomplishments) a state of the art vegetable garden. And now Ivanka  Trump has made a speech claiming as first lady she would work against the culture of "falsehoods or derisions" and bullying. Yes where would she be able to find a source of that......

Posted by Unknown at Friday, November 04, 2016

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