Tuesday, July 3, 2007

DAVID BROOKS, THE BABBLE-ON DEPT.

As I read David Brook’s description of Scooter Libby being the only one
“sane in this asylum” and that of President Bush’s “getting it right”,
I was struck by the thought that Mr. Bush had one more important task
before him in this matter.  That would be, of course, to present
Mr. Libby with the customary Medal of Freedom to add mettle to Mr.
Libby’s actual freedom.  And gang, don’t go worrying about Mr.
Liddy’s (whoops...we had a G. Gordon moment there) I mean Libby's future employment without a law license; he can be counsel in
Dick Cheney’s mythical non-congressional, no executive branch of
government, which also operates without a license. 

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