Thursday, July 26, 2007

NOW THAT YOU'RE SIXTY AND MORE

Happy Birthday to Mick Jaggar - now that you're 64, and still loved and...still listened to. Hopefully, in about, no make that exactly 2 years from now, those of you blogging in on the faux will still consider me a friend.

Editor's note; On behalf of the staff and friends of the Faux News Network, we wish a very Happy Birthday to our founder Mr. Norman Bender. Norman, May G-d bless you with a year of health, happiness, and continued success in all your endeavors. We love you!

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, July 26, 2007

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