ANN PREYING ON

    Ann Coulter has frequently, in the media, been described as praying mantis like, which we at the Faux maintain is unfair, not to her mind you, but to that voracious, but efficient insect.  Besides they consume to live; with Ms. Coulter it seems just the opposite and a case in point is her latest remarks on NBC’s “The Big Idea” that only Christian people had the “fast track” to the Lord.  She went on that Jews had to be “perfected” into being Christians.
    Now we Fauxvians do possibly share one belief with Ann and that is that of intelligent design versus evolution;   w  e  ’r  e   n  o  t      p  r  e  p  a  r  e  d      t  o     r  u  l  e     i   t      o    u    t , we’ll explain.  For the record, she was engaged several times but the marriages were never consummated, maybe the prospective suitors were aware what female mantises do to male mantises, and in any event, her would be spouses evolved to a better place.  But back to the ever preying Ann, at age 45+, who by good fate, fortune, or whatever, appears destined not to reproduce:  Can such a design be called unintelligent?
    Oh, food for thought, (we hope) to people of goodwill, Christian or Jewish, who find themselves, time after time, supporting and voting for the same political candidates as Ms. Coulter; keep in mind,  like all good mantises,    s  h  e       h   a   s t   o      c   o   n   s   u   m   e;  where do you fit in?