Wednesday, March 12, 2008

COADD, THAT’S A LOAD

Note to Raymond Coadd; The NY Times not only featured the obvious headlines on Governor Spitzer failings but broke the story first on Monday, March 10, 2008. They also were the prime source for 95% of the Bill Clinton – Monica Lewinsky stuff, a fact acknowledged by the Wall Street Journal, so for people like you that means it must be true, right? Besides, such a scandal, a man cheating with a woman could and has happened in both political parties; its just if its man with man that you can be sure it’s a Republican. And its invariably a conservative one.

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