Thursday, March 27, 2008

A DATE THAT WILL LIVE IN …FAMY

Today is a great day for those on a mission to enhance for romance and that’s because March 27, 2008 is the 10th anniversary of the FDA’s approval of Viagra for its current and extended use. How do we know such stuff, well one of the ways is we consult the Faux Nation Calendar which we hope to have published for the public by 2009. In any event Viagra was intended originally to help with angina and hypertension, but it failed to produce any solid results, in that respect, but….knock on wood (sorry); there was a scientific advancement of sorts. Consider its color, blue and the timing of its approval, the first week of spring, and that the name Viagra rhymes with shag-ya – it was obviously then an idea for the ages, so to speak.

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, March 27, 2008

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