Martin Luther King would have been 80 years old on January 20, 2009 and while we at Faux cannot be sure if he ever believed he’d live to see the day (of President Obama’s inauguration) we hope some how it’s possible for him to be enjoying the day. Because in many, so many ways this time, this moment was made possible by in MLK’s times and MLK’s moments.
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