Tuesday, January 27, 2009

FOLKSINESS PART 2

Now of course the former Senatorial contender from NY Caroline Kennedy was a presumptive choice to replace former Senator Clinton. Her big problem you know is that you know has that you know kind of you know speaking crutch you know. So that's the beauty of folksy, because when you are folksy you deliberately don't want a speaking coach, alas in the case of Caroline Kennedy she really needed one. And therefore Caroline, verbally we never knew ye...we really never got to know Caroline Kennedy, but we hope she'll be back on the public scene sometime soon, in the meantime - folksy on!
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