Saturday, August 22, 2009

FAVRE AND AWAY, BACK AND AWAY AND BACK…

He’s here, hes gone, hes back hes changed his mind and now hes back again. Brett Favre is back playing for the Vikins and the only surprise that we at the Faux have is that anyone is actually surprised. Besides, for those of you who remember the political campaigns of his agent it all makes sense. His agent is Ross Perot… or Ross “I’m back in it” Perot.

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