Friday, October 16, 2009




THE DEBUT OF DELAY DELAYED


Tom Delay's star search turned out to be star crossed. He was an early scratch in the dancing competition "Dancing with the stars", it seemed he had hurt himself getting ready for the dance. Several of his warm up videos have showed up on cable TV and Youtube, and as Jon Stewart said "could he look more gay"? As far as his dancing style and given his political leanings, we cant really say he had 2 left feet, and it could actually be that he had no left side. Thus Delay is (for now) delayed.

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Posted by Unknown at Friday, October 16, 2009

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