Monday, October 12, 2009

THE (UN)QUESTIONABLE CLARENCE THOMAS

It was reported that on the first day of this Supreme Court, new Justice Sonia Sotomayor asked more questions in the course of just over an hour than Justice Thomas asked over the course of several years. What does it take to have a questioning inquisitive mind? 3 Things; 1. You must be questioning 2. You must be inquisitive and 3. You must have a mind. Thus we have the UNquestionable Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

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