Monday, October 12, 2009




WAYWARD WOODWARDS


We at the Faux have discovered more contradictions in this latest term being used "political ethics". 2 great examples of this are 1. Congressman Charles Wrangel with his various tax misstatements (he just doesn't understand that income is income) and 2. (our favorite) is Senator Jon Ensign talking his chief of staff into pimping his wife. We should never look at this as a cheap affair, as Mr. Ensign paid $12,000 for this woman's "company". Apparently though, the reason for the latest bitterness is that for the past six months he hasn't paid the bill and his chief of staff and pimp let him know...no freebies.

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