Sunday, February 14, 2010

NO WAIVERS ON WAVERS

How many of us have been fascinated, distracted, amused, to find Statue of Liberty type characters walking the street, advertising tax help or whatever. Well, at least in Bristol this is a problem, because they are passing a zoning ordinance against it. And these waving Statue of Liberty men or women, as the case may be (always thought she was a lady), have to work inside. Liberty Tax in Bristol for instance had two wavers outside, but unless they get a waiver for their waver they won’t be around much longer.

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