People of goodwill everywhere should be saddened by the death
of President Gerald Ford; a man of vision and compassion who granted the
disgraced Richard Nixon the pardon that our nation needed more than Nixon
deserved. He later displayed good judgment by publicly maintaining that
his Republican Party show the same discipline regarding its attempt to impeach
then President William Clinton but his good voice was ignored. Mr. Ford led an
admirable life as a family man, athlete and public servant and while he was
never elected President, he kept his appointment to executive office, and
with history, in a most exemplary manner.
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Gerald R. Ford; Always a Uniter, Never a Divider
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