Sunday, December 3, 2006

ROPE-A-DOPE: THE ALLEN EXIT STRATEGY

There is no question how losing Senatorial candidate George Allen may
have hurt himself on Meet the Press by confirming that he coupled the
Confederate flag and a hangman's noose in his office. He should have
given the most logical explanation, namely that he is a man of letters
and the rope is for an extreme sports version of hangman. Also on Allen
- the exit polling in Virginia showed only 37% thought he had a problem
with the more ethnic folks. Was his Jewish mother included in that
tally?

Posted by Unknown at Sunday, December 03, 2006

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