Monday, December 11, 2006

THE MORE THINGS DON’T CHANGE . . . .

RE:  G.W. Bush and
James Baker




            At least
one national source has referenced the by-gone (?) days when Mr. Baker would
help rouse the Dub out of whatever stupor he was experiencing at the time.  Apparently regarding Iraq, he has a
similar job description.  This time it
might be a bit more challenging because while the good done for society by “AA”
is legion (this president’s sobriety being the one possible exception) -




AA is obviously not what Mr. Bush needs now.  No, what he needs, if it existed would be
“SA” – Stubborn Anonymous . . .  but then
how do you get folks to change their minds and go to meetings.

Posted by Unknown at Monday, December 11, 2006

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