Monday, December 11, 2006

FAUX NEWS HOLLYWOOD UPDATE



We are intrigued to learn
that the film describing the Dixie Chicks’ fall from Grace (Land types) and
their triumph over the non-musical critics of the right is being considered a
classic.  The movie is entitled “Shut-up
and Sing”.  We understand a follow-up
film on the (hoped for) evolution (we believe in that by the way) of George
Bush is in the works.  This is about the
president actually reading and absorbing the Baker-Hamilton Commissions report
on our deteriorating situation in Iraq; the planned title is “Shut-up
and Read”.

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