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4 comments:
He was defintely humiliated. Jon made him look like a complete sleeze. But actually, I think the market is effected every time a popular financial guru makes a stock prediction. Think about how many viewers he has. If he expresses doubt about a company and his viewers respond to that doubt, a company's stock could tank.
Cramer is a moron, no doubt. I don't think people should take stock tips from tv soothsayers any more than they should make medical decisions based on web MD.
Thank you both for your posts. It looks like Cramer is ready to shoot himself based on todays market...
When a comedian makes more financial sense than a "financial" expert, there is something really wrong with America.
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