Tuesday, March 3, 2009




MORE SLUDGE FROM DRUDGE


This past week Drudge pointed to what he called the “declining Obama popularity”, when Obama’s approval ratings decreased from 60% to (get ready for this) 59%. Now, this week in turns out that his approval ratings are back up to 61%. There are Americans who trust his handling og the economy as opposed to 26% who say the Republicans would do a better economic job, those number are even worse than when W was in office. From now on we at the Faux will refer to this new unit as the “W” factor, and as long as Obama more than doubles the W we know he has the publics trust.

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Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, March 03, 2009

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