Monday, March 9, 2009




FEE FI FAUX FOX


Faux those of you, pardon us, for those of you that have recently joined the Faux News Network, we thought it was in order to review one of our principles. If you take F X and insert an O in between you have FOX, but if you replace the O with AU (Gold) you have FAUX. We continue to hope and expect the Faux News Network to be the gold standard in faux news. Our main competitor in FOX who loses points by pretending to actually represent the real news.

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Posted by Unknown at Monday, March 09, 2009

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Amanda Craine said...

I find it laughable that the same people who demonize FOX are the ones who regulary watch MSNBC. Fox always debates an issue with an opposing view. MSNBC (Keith Olbermann especially) brings on guests who parrot the views of the host. Sure there are partisans on both networks, but at least the FOX anchors are confident enough to bring on someone to debate them. Keith brings on yes-men. He only presents one side of the issue...his side.

March 22, 2009 at 9:02 AM

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