Wednesday, March 4, 2009




EVERY INACTION IS AN ENACTION


Eric Sevareid, a legendary newsman, so often used the phrase “every action is a reaction”. When we hear people complaining about the emissions cap which is a small amount of money that people will have to pay for their electric and gas (a tax) to improve the planet and the economy, we cant believe how illogical those people are. It’s like saying that if you work out for 5 days per week, 1 hour per day, you will extend your life quality and your life length by 10-20 years for many people, and you refuse because you don’t want to lose the 5 hours each week. Seriously, you can’t make these people up.

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