Friday, July 31, 2009




A HEALTHY CONCERN


There are 3 types of people that need to be concerned about health care. Those that don’t have it, those that have a partial plan, and those that have a plan but are scared they might lose it soon. If you think you can never fit into category 3, remember that the employees of Bear Sterns thought the exact same thing (and the company is gone forever). Really there is a 4th category as well, and those are well-to-do Americans who are very secure with there health care but are smart enough to know that you cant fix America economically without fixing Americans physically.

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