Thursday, July 30, 2009

IT’S THE SOUTH 43, NOT THE NORTH 40

America as a country is now 43 million pounds overweight. 34% of our adults are obese and 17% of our children. 147 billion dollars annually is spent on type 2 diabetes, and the average obese person spends $1400 more annually on their general health than a non-obese person. We mean no disrespect to anyone with a weight challenge, but we request that they respect the laws of nature. We have to not only think about getting are budgets lean, we have to allocate time and effort thinking about how to get ourselves lean. This means dietary choices, exercise choices; this means doing what might be uncomfortable to reform our personal health. While this may mean some sacrifice and inconvenience, really folks…consider the savings.

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