I wrote a letter to the USA Today on the death of JFK Jr. The first day these were printed, I called up the editor and asked "have you gotten any more on target, pointed and yet more poignant letters than mine"? She responded "maybe", and I said "do you plan to print any"? She promptly printed mine. |
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wow that was pointless, did you just need to pat yourself on the back. We get your awesome and all us little stupid people out here bow to your greatness! JACK@**!
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