Sunday, December 27, 2009

THE NY POST-IT NOTES

The NY Post, a bastion of right wing rectitude, was quite critical of Elliott Spitzer's moral failings, and they say rightly so How can you defend a man (especially a head of state) paying a woman for sex? Well, actually they have changed on that a bit. Ms. Dupre (Spitzers mistress) who was previously condemned for selling herself for sex, is now being allowed to sell herself for telling about selling herself for sex. Yes, she will now be writing for the NY Post.

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